tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84708967778667521002011-04-21T19:08:51.564-07:00http://lx-oltean.hi5.comSpYk3http://www.blogger.com/profile/01293582322391789055noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8470896777866752100.post-89261090200506884542006-12-21T12:07:00.001-08:002006-12-21T12:39:08.886-08:00<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family: webdings;"><span style="font-family: arial;"> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> Funny SMS ;))</span><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: webdings;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">1. As vrea sa ma aflu infinsa pe tine acum, sa-ti simt prezenta ta fina in chiloteii mei lycra, sa-mi infig mainile adanc in tine, ...dar nu te gasesc Nisip afurisit!!! [ voteaza ]</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">2. S-a gasit un cadavru neidentificat,mic de statura, urit, chel, fara, creier si cu puta mica. Mi s-a facut frica,spune-mica traiesti! </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">3. Ai fost alaturi de mine cand m-am imbolnavit. Ai fost alaturi de mine cand mi-au furat hotii portofelul. Ai fost alaturi de mine cand mi-am busit masina. Mortzii matii! Imi porti ghinion!!! [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">4. I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass. [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">5. Am vazut astazi ceva in vitrina unui magazin...era frumos, sexy,adorabil,..am vrut sa ti-l cumpar,pana cand am realizat ca era refexia mea. [ voteaza ] </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">6. Am cerut o floare, mi s-a dat o gradina, am cerut o raza de soare, mi s-a dat tot soarele, am cerut sa mi se suga p***, mi s-a dat numarul tau. [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">7. A hug leeds to a kiss, a kiss leeds to a lick, a lick leeds to a suck, a suck leeds to a fuck. So, do you want a hug . [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">8.Am fost arestat pentru port ilegal de frumsetze si trafic de inteligentza...am fost nascut la cererea femeilor...cand m-am nascut am fost scos la licitatzie si am castigat milioane de $,iar in momentul de fatza sunt printz al femeilor! [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">9. Definitia Dragostei : Este un complex periferic amorfozat care in egocentrul pseudoindividualitati provoaca sentimentul .... "Ce bine ar fii sa ne fu**m . [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">10. Imi aduc aminte cum a fost prima oara... M-am asezat pe spate, shi shi incet incet am simtit o intepatura, de unde a iesit sange cu o substanta galbuie. tu mai intrebat daca ma doare, iar eu, cu ochii in lacrimi, am zis ca nu, dar pana la urma n-am mai putut suporta, si am tipat. Ah! te-am scos masea afurisita . [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">11. Sex is a sensation,it's about a man temptation of putting his location in a woman destination.Do you understand this explication or you need a demonstration? [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">12. Sunt virusul Mos Craciun.Daca vrei cadouri,trimite telefonul tau la adresa pe care o vei primi in urmatorul sms. [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">13. Do you know what abbreviation ADIDAS stand for?!?! All Day I Dream About Sex!!! [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">14. Sikona lamile , bowana likile , umdodo jarat , forsakala bi. CHIAR ACUM AI FACUT O VRAJA CARE SA-TI USUCE P*** . [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">15. Studiile expertilor au dovedit ca un handicapat citeste in acest moment un sms... [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">16. O iau in mana si o bag in gura, o bag o scot pana cand un lichid alb imi apare pe buze apoi o pun la loc, e periuta mea de dinti . [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">17. This message can only be read by a sexy person: g a n .Try again! u i . Nothing? Sorry, I quess U are not sexy...............Hey! don't force it!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">18. Ma nasc in buzele tale, sa traiesc in mana ta, sa ard de bucurie cand ma saruti si sa mor la picioarele tale! Ce zici? Ti-ar place? ...........................Mie NU! [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">19. Compania Durex va anuntza cu regret ca nashterea dvs a fost un accident ... [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">20. Anunt matrimonial: tanar prezentabil brunet, ochi verzi, atletic, situatie material exceptionala, pozitie sociala, masina, 2 vile, relatii politice, nu caut nimic doar ma laud. [ voteaza ]</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"></span></span><br /><span style="font-family: webdings;"><span style="font-family: arial;"></span></span></div><span style="font-family: webdings;"></span></div><span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family: webdings;"></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8470896777866752100-8926109020050688454?l=spyk3.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SpYk3http://www.blogger.com/profile/01293582322391789055noreply@blogger.com1